Easy ones:
"Good evening, Clarice."
"Say hello to my little friend"
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
"My momma always said that life was like a box of chocolates"
Medium:
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one"
"Even if you think the mission's FUBAR, sir? "
"Well some people think that 'to puff the magic dragon' means to... puff... smoke... a marijuana cigarette."
"I got fu*king period blood on my pants."
"The real point is not to get yourself into this position, that's what you have to realize. You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity."
Hard:
"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."
"-Kiss me.
-What?
-Kiss me. When I'm being fu*ked, I like to get kissed a lot."
"We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world"
"Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one driving a Porsche."
"Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so."
