Jose Reyes Comes out of the Closet

[Josh]

04-01-2007 Top story


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Neighborhood in shock as Jose Reyes is accused of displaying flagrant homosexuality
CITY SQUARE - A usually calm City Square neighborhood is in shock this evening as one of their own has begun to display signs of flagrant homosexuality. Jose Reyes was seen this morning talking with a strong lisp and bragging about the prior night's homoerotic adventures with a bartender referred to as "Bubba".

Police then proceeded to apprehend Mr. Reyes after the suspect threatened to strike an officer with a rubber dildo. While being taken into custody, it was reported that the suspect made repeated attempts to "tap some ass" with several police officials, but no one was available to confirm these findings.

Mr. Reyes was released from the county jail late this evening after bail of $150,000 was posted by the suspect's friend "Bubba", who was later stopped on the street for possession of a jet-black double-headed rubber dildo.

[hp93]

"IF" this is a true story, then Jose Reyes is one pretty weird guy.

[diehardmetsfan]

this is possibly the gayest thing i've ever heard in my entire life

[seaver41]

Josh, you're such an ass. You close my thread about Clemens signing with the Mets but you have no problem with creating slander on a player.

[Fish Troll]

He reopen your thread. You were gone for awhile huh.

[Josh]

seaver41 said:

Josh, you're such an ass. You close my thread about Clemens signing with the Mets but you have no problem with creating slander on a player.

If you haven't realized, I re-opened it awhile ago.