Post by Fish Troll on Sept 12, 2007 20:40:39 GMT -5
This Auction is for a USED red thong with a pretty crystal heart.
Why a used red thong you ask?
Because when I walked in on my (soon to be ex) husband and my ex best friend (man-stealing Hussie!) in bed together, she ran so fast that she left it behind!
Now, what would one do with a used red thong?
-You could wear it
-You could make a slingshot out of it
-You could throw it in your burn pile and do a rain dance around it
-You could smell it and do whatever you do in your free time (hey, some men like that)
Why am I selling it on ebay?
Because.
For nothing but the humiliation of having her underwear sold to a complete stranger...
I'm going to send the link to this auction to that nasty whore.
I hope you're FREAKING HAPPY YOU B*tch!
I haven't washed the thong yet.
Winning bidder, let me know if you want me to wash it first.
Hey, some guys get off on that.
"Hell hath no fury like that of a scorned woman"
cgi.ebay.com/A-WELL_W0QQitemZ180156756931
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Yep, good way to earn $4.25. See if you can post a more bizarre ebay item.
Why a used red thong you ask?
Because when I walked in on my (soon to be ex) husband and my ex best friend (man-stealing Hussie!) in bed together, she ran so fast that she left it behind!
Now, what would one do with a used red thong?
-You could wear it
-You could make a slingshot out of it
-You could throw it in your burn pile and do a rain dance around it
-You could smell it and do whatever you do in your free time (hey, some men like that)
Why am I selling it on ebay?
Because.
For nothing but the humiliation of having her underwear sold to a complete stranger...
I'm going to send the link to this auction to that nasty whore.
I hope you're FREAKING HAPPY YOU B*tch!
I haven't washed the thong yet.
Winning bidder, let me know if you want me to wash it first.
Hey, some guys get off on that.
"Hell hath no fury like that of a scorned woman"
cgi.ebay.com/A-WELL_W0QQitemZ180156756931
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Yep, good way to earn $4.25. See if you can post a more bizarre ebay item.
